Thursday, January 27, 2011

Becky- Hey sweat heart, I want to pay for this taini pink bikini.
Shop- Sure, would you like to pay with cash?
(She hands out the card)
Becky- No honey, credit card please....
Shop- Ok but this one is denied.
Becky- Impossible! Could you try again sugar...
Shop- Denied! Again. Sorry!
(Becky goes trough her purse and takes out another card)
Becky- Try this one...
Shop- Sorry, this was denied to...
Becky- I would like to speak with the manager pleae...
Shop- Sure, just a minute please.
Maneger- Whats UP!....
Becky- Your machine has some surt of problem sir.
Manager- I'll take care of this. (Cutie)
Becky- Thank you. (She says with relief)
Manager- Sorry miss but the problem seems to be in your bank account...
Becky- whaaaaaaat??? that can't be!! (she calls her father)
Father- Yes love?
Becky- I need money dad.
Father- Sorry, no can d baby.
Becky- Mom? does she have any whith her?
Father- Shes not home... but becky what...?
(She hangs up)
Manager- Maybe I could make an arrengement.
Shop- Don't you have cash with you?
Becky- Not enough for this beautifull, tainy, pink and amaising bikini...
Manager- it sure feets you well
shop assistent- yes, you loke like for these victoria's secret models
(he comes in, looking like the king of the world)
ritch old man- Hola chica guapa, lo te pago. Me have money!
becky- thank you my prince in a white horse
rich old man- bamo-nos!

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